My New Fuck Up Oils Ima make these

Le Doormat - To weaken someone's self confidence and self-esteem to the point they will let people walk all over them.

Make Misfortune - For fast bad luck.

(Stops Love) Don't Love Me - To make a person be perceived as unloveable to their significant other or any potential love interest.

A Dirty Gotdamn Shame - To foster bad opinions and disgust, to make people have a negative opinion about someone, instead of them always coming out smelling like a rose.

Unmasking and Outing - Some people can be the worst villain and pure sugar-coated evil, but it seems like no one can see this but you. Unmask what they are hiding and show the world who they really are.

Make Road Blocks Happen - The opposite of Blockbuster, to create obstacles and problems that weren't there, to prevent success.

Nothing But Gotdamn Trouble - You know how some people always seem to have everything handed to them? This is to make the exact opposite happen. Nothing but problems.

Infertility (No Babies) - The opposite of Fertility.

Unnatural Illness Non Healing Oil - Whereas my Ultimate Healing blend was carefully crafted for healing terminal or unnatural illness, this formula is designed to do the opposite, to create illness (real or imagined). Some people are hypochondriacs and always think there is something wrong with them or that they are ill. So, this can amplify those symptoms or create hypochondria, if not actual illness. (Which is very likely, because someone can think themselves to be ill to the point that they actually become ill.)

Un-Easy Life and Trash - Similar to Nothing But Trouble, this oil is designed to stop everything from going their way.

Miscommunication all the Way - To constantly have people misunderstand them or say the wrong thing to the wrong person in the worst possible way at the worst possible time.

Stir The Pot and Make Shit Stink- For trouble to not die down over time, to keep it resurfacing and discouraging peace.

Empty-Handed and Nothing in Return - Things always seem to come so easy to some people. Opportunity and success just falls into their hands. This is for making success and opportunity slip right through their fingers. So they never gain what they try to achieve no matter how hard they try.

Ugly- Dark Glow - Similar to A Dirty Shame, for not only someone's inner ugliness to show, but to also put a mirror in front of that person's face to make them see what they don't want to see.

Bankrupt and Homeless.- Not necessarily an oil that I altered from the traditional formula, but it fits with this collection and does what it says.

Unemployment and No Resource Oil - Not to make them lazy or not want to work, but for constant problems on the job, or for making it difficult for them to find a job.

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